A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Me: I saw that already
WHEN I GO TO THE BATHROOM AT THE BAR
abbdeeta: sexualfavours: Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are? It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’
so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up
READING MY DRUNK TEXTS THE NEXT MORNING
1612th: flippantthoughtsx: blu3bl00d: vipvictor: Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap probably the greatest thing ever YOOOOOOOO EVERYONE KNOWS THE FUCKIN SONG
I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy” the fu***** plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
When I joined Tumblr, I'm like; →
“How does this thing workkk?”; Now;
When your friend goes, "Hey, remember that one...
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
WHEN I WANT MY FRIENDS TO WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH ME
tusscan: every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
WHEN IM OUT AND I HEAR MY FAVORITE SONG
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
thatfunnyblog: Oh sweet Jesus, come back. accurate
That person in class that always acts like they're...